Americans Against Fascist Foundation

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The AAFF intercepted this picture being transmitted from the White House to some place in Europe

AAFF Updates

Mr. Twinkie’s Death Linked to White House Leak:  AAFF frantically searching for moles in the White House.

After an article was published in The Times magazine releasing the information that Mr. Twinkie was on a reconnaissance mission for the AAFF, the organization has been searching to find their White House mole.

             “I’ve met with President Bush who claims to know ‘...nothing about anything that goes on in the White house.’ and I believe him.” said #001 of the AAFF. “If I had to guess who leaked the information about #006 I would guess it came down from one of the higher up people, one of the true leaders of this country ...Rove or possibly Cheney.”

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“I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive”

~George W. Bush~

Headquarters:

After a leak of our American headquarters; operations are currently being conducted from our European embassy, located somewhere in this region.

It was said that Mr. Twinkie transmitted valuable information minutes before he was caught, including a photo of a construction site that was to become “Death Star 1”. When asked about weather or not Agent Twinkie will be missed #001 said, “It was a terrible loss for all of us at the AAFF, and we will miss him until the day his clone is ready.  Of course there is that awkward period where you talk to the clone as if he remembered what the old Mr. Twinkie remembered, but that only last for a while…”